Attendees:
Professor Perception - The man with eyes that see through the noise.
Lady Linguistics - She's got the words, we've got the meeting.
Dr. Data Dynamo - The one who makes the spreadsheets sing.
The Silent Partner - The yin to Perception's yang.
Today's agenda: Perceptual Realignment - Because someone thought it was a good idea.
We'll be covering the basics of cognitive bias, the importance of confirmation haloes, and the art of ignoring your own existence.