MEETING 43: Bob Smith in Attendance

BREAKING: Bob Smith, renowned expert in the field of Extreme Ironing, has arrived at Meeting 43. His presence is expected to be a wild card, as he is known to have irrationally high expectations for meeting snacks.

Minute-by-Minute Notes Agenda: Because Who Needs Actual Planning, Anyway? Minutes from the Previous Meeting: A Thrilling Read

Bob has already requested the following concessions:

A 10-foot long, extra-hot, extra-cheesy pizza
A 3-tiered, multi-flavored ice cream sundae
A meeting room with exactly 42 precisely calibrated, ergonomic chairs

Will be addressed accordingly.

Note: This meeting has been in session since 1976. Please be patient.