We're here to decide the fate of our company
- Option 1: Fire 50% of the interns
- Option 2: Increase the price of coffee in the break room
- Option 3: Declare myself a god-king and rule with an iron fist
Which option will we choose?
Will we crush the competition or crush the soul of our employees?
Only time will tell, but for now, let us bask in our collective egomania