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Our agents in the field have reported a 4.2% increase in spontaneous combustion incidents. This is likely due to the introduction of a new, experimental coffee creamer.
We have also observed a 3.5% decrease in productivity, attributed to the mandatory daily meetings with the CEO, who insists on using Comic Sans.
We recommend that all employees wear fireproof suits to work, and that the CEO be forced to watch a PowerPoint presentation on proper font selection.