Today's meeting was called to discuss the impending doom of our project. The team's morale was already low, and things only got worse when we realized we'd forgotten the donuts.
As the meeting descended into chaos, team members began to argue over who ate the last of the leftover pizza from lunch. In the end, we all agreed to just blame the intern.
We also spent a solid hour discussing the finer points of "who left the cap off the can," a debate that will surely go down in history as one of the greatest of all time.
"That's not a quote from the great philosopher, 'I am the only one who didn't do it,' it's from 'I am the only one who ate the donuts'.
Team Member 4