Decision 43-43: The Canine Conundrum
It's time to make a decision: should we buy a dog?
The Pros
Pros of buying a dog:
- Cuddles on demand
- Companionship for Sarah
- Improved mental health (for us, not the dog)
- Guaranteed to wake us up at 6 am every day
The Cons
Cons of buying a dog:
- Double the rent (for dog-sized apartments)
- Unpredictable bathroom habits
- Increased likelihood of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's just the neighbors)
It's a tough decision, but someone has to make it. For the optimists, Against
Go ahead and make the call, but be warned: the dog will always be right.