Coffee Decision 1: The Most Important Decision of the Day

Subcommittee Report

We are pleased to report that the subcommittee has reached a consensus: the new coffee machine should be a 4-headed behemoth with an infinite supply of creamer.

Proceed to Coffee Decision 2

Public Hearing

We invite the public to weigh in on the decision. Do you prefer the new 4-headed behemoth or the classic single-headed machine?

Public Hearing 1 Public Hearing 2

Executive Summary

Here is a summary of the meeting. (Note: we are all still traumatized)

Meeting Notes:

1. Person A: "I hate the new machine"
2. Person B: "I like the new machine, but the 4th head is unnecessary"
3. Chairperson C: "I have a personal vendetta against coffee machines"

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