Decided to standardize coffee to 3.14 milliliters per ounce. Any less and you're not drinking real coffee. Any more and you're wasting your money.
Established that 'real' coffee can only be made with a French press. Drip brewers are for the weak.
Set a national standard for the perfect ratio of crema to espresso. 1.5:1. Anything more and it's just a sad, bitter drink.
Any questions or concerns, contact the Meeting 43 Committee
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