MEETING 43: THE SUBCOMMITTEE REPORT

Presented to the Board of Directors by: The Subcommittee of the Extremely Important Decisions

DECISION 1: NEW COFFEE MACHINE FOR THE BREAK ROOM

The subcommittee unanimously agrees that the current coffee machine is an abomination. We require a new one that can dispense both coffee and tea, as well as play a selection of our favorite tunes.

Recommended model: Decision 1: Coffee Machine Specifications

DECISION 2: NEW COMPANY SLOGAN

We propose the new slogan: "We're not just a company, we're a family... of slightly-competent individuals."

Subcommittee member, Bob, is particularly fond of it.

DECISION 3: NEW COMPANY CARTRIDGE

We require a new company car with a built-in mini-fridge and a 32-inch flatscreen TV in the backseat.

Because productivity.