Today we made some decisions. Or did we?
Item 1: The color of the office chairs will be changed to plaid. Because why not?
Item 2: The break room will now be stocked with an endless supply of cat videos. Priorities, people!
Item 3: The company will now officially recognize the holiday "National Procrastination Day" as a paid company holiday. Because we love you all, but not enough to actually work.
Approved Procrastination Strategies for the Win! (Subcommittee Report 4)
Secret Agenda for Meeting 44 (Don't tell anyone, it's a secret)