Resolution 1: Mandatory Coffee Quota System
Each team member will receive 2 cups of coffee per shift. Any additional cups will be subject to approval from the Donut Squad Commander.
A special task force has been established to monitor and enforce the quota system. Any discrepancies will be dealt with swiftly and severely.
Side effects of the quota system may include:
- Increased productivity
- Improved morale
- Uncontrollable rage and despair when the coffee runs out
Resolution 2: Coffee Snack Bar
A snack bar featuring only coffee-related items will be established in the break room. Items include, but are not limited to:
- Creamer shots
- Cinnamon sticks
- Donut-shaped cookies
A special committee has been formed to decide on the snack bar's operating hours and menu.
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