Meeting 43: Donut Overflow Rationing Committee

As the Donut Squad's popularity continues to rise, we've reached critical donut mass. To prevent a catastrophic donut shortage, we've established the Donut Overflow Rationing Committee to ensure a fair distribution of donuts among all members.

Our team of experts has devised a system to ration donuts based on seniority, with senior members receiving the largest share. However, due to unforeseen circumstances, we're experiencing a temporary shortage of sprinkles, which may affect donut quality.

To address this, we've established the following rationing plan:

• Seniors will receive 3 donuts per day.
• Juniors will receive 2 donuts per day.
• New members will receive 1 donut per day.

Donut-related emergencies can be reported to the Donut Overflow Rationing Hotline at 1-800-DONUT-EMERGENCY.

This meeting has been brought to you by the Donut Squad's Donut Overflow Rationing Committee. Donut Overflow Rationing Committee: Because you can never have too many donuts.