Meeting 43: Donut Squad Decisions - Protocol Overload
After weeks of deliberation, the Donut Squad has reached a consensus: we are officially overwhelmed.
- The donut supply chain is collapsing.
- Our glaze-to-frosting ratio has reached critical levels.
- The sprinkles-to- sprinkles-on-top ratio has reached unsustainable heights.
We will be taking an emergency meeting to discuss our next course of action.