Decree 1-2: Donut Fueled Decision Making

By the power of the Donut Squad, it is decreed:

1. That the color scheme for our new headquarters will be a gradient of burnt orange and avocado green.
2. That all meetings will now start with a 15-minute donut break.
3. That the company coffee machine will be replaced with a coffee machine that dispenses only espresso shots.

Decree 1-2, Article 3, Section 2: All decisions made under the influence of donuts shall be binding and irreversible.

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