Upon hearing the fire alarm, you are to immediately proceed to the designated assembly point in the foyer.
Do not attempt to use the elevator, as the fire department has deemed it a "death trap" in the event of a Code Red.
Stay calm, and try not to think about the pending lawsuit against the building's management for "gross negligence".
Hyperlink to Substep 3.1: Substep 3.1: The Foyer of Despair
Hyperlink to Substep 3.2: Substep 3.2: Emergency Pancake Distribution Protocol
Hyperlink to Substep 3.3: Substep 3.3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Fire Extinguisher