The Inevitable Collapse

This is it, folks. The end of the road. The final nail in the coffin. The inevitable collapse of our great nation. Or, you know, just another Tuesday.

Causes of the Collapse:

• Climate change: We've all seen it, it's a real thing
• Politics: Because who needs civility, anyway?
• Over-reliance on cat videos: It's a wonder we made it this far

Symptoms of the Collapse:

• Random outbursts of panic
• Increased reliance on canned goods
• Uncontrollable crying fits when the Wi-Fi goes out

Don't worry, we'll get through this together. Or, you know, we'll just blame it on the kids.

Related Pages:

• Phase One: Denial
• Phase Two: Panic
• Phase Three: Acceptance

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Or, you know, just don't.