MEETING 43: TOASTER TECH SUPPORT

Issue 2: The Toaster Has Developed a Sudden Case of the Sudden Onset Suddenness Syndrome

Reportedly, the toaster has been emitting a strange, piercing whistle at precisely 4:14 AM this morning. Symptoms include:

• Unusual toast popping sounds
• Burnt offerings
• Exacerbated existential dread

Our top Toaster Engineers have been alerted and are on their way to assess the situation.

Related Issues:

• Toaster Not Toastering (Issue 1)
• Toaster Has Developed a Taste for Disco Music (Issue 3)