Resolution 001: The One That Never Was

Adopted by the Galactic Council of Bureaucrats in 3056, this resolution was supposed to bring an end to the intergalactic war over the last donut in the galaxy. Unfortunately, it was vetoed by the Minister of Donuts, who had a personal stake in the matter.

As a result, the war raged on for another 500 years, leaving the galaxy in ruins. The donut in question was last seen in 3076, being devoured by a group of marauding space slugs.

See the full text of Resolution 001 and its subsequent revisions.

Explore the related politics and backroom dealing that led to the resolution's downfall.

Read about the ancient history of the galaxy's most coveted treat.