Resolution 003: The Unofficial Guide to Procrastination

Meeting 44 has come to a close, and with it, so too have all your productivity hopes and dreams. Don't worry, we've all been there.

According to our top-secret sources (aka Bob from Accounting), the key to success lies in embracing the art of Procrastination.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

Step 1: Pretend to be busy while browsing cat videos on YouTube.
Step 2: Claim you're "just checking the weather" when someone tries to reach out to you.
Step 3: Declare "I'm on a deadline" when you've been working on something for hours but still haven't started the actual work.
Step 4: Blame your lack of progress on the "company culture" or the "coffee machine."
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until your project is complete or you've watched an entire season of your favorite TV show.

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