Meeting 44: Mission Statement
Our mission is to create a world where the phrase "I'm not a morning person" is not only acceptable, but celebrated. Where the coffee is always strong, the pastries are always flaky, and the meetings start at 9:00 AM sharp.
We will achieve this by:
- Developing a comprehensive guide to morning person-ness, highlighting the benefits of being a night owl.
- Creating a network of underground bunkers where the sun will never rise, and the coffee will never run out.
- Establishing a new world order where the concept of "early" is redefined to mean "whenever the coffee kicks in."
Learn more about our plan to achieve this vision.
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And, most importantly:
Our beer policy is: All you can drink. All day. Every day.
(Note: Not really, but that sounds like a good idea, right?)