| Expense Type | Amount Spent | Reason for Excess |
|---|---|---|
| Highlighters | $1,000,000 | We just really, really like highlighters |
| Unnecessary Coffee | $500,000 | We're not sure, but our accountant says it's a good investment |
| Unmarked Binders | $200,000 | We're just hoarding them, okay? |
This highlighter is so sharp, you'll never need to get close to the text you're highlighting. It's like it's trying to cut through the soul of your productivity.