Scissors With A Pointless Life
Purchase 1,000 scissor blades
Estimated cost: $10,000,000
Reason for expense: "We need more scissor blades because our current ones are getting a bit dull"
Hire a scissor sharpener for the day
Estimated cost: $500,000
Reason for expense: "We need to sharpen all the new scissor blades because they are still a bit dull"
Hire a scissor safety consultant for the week
Estimated cost: $200,000
Reason for expense: "We need to make sure our scissor blades are safe for use in case they get a bit too sharp"