Office Supply Management: Paperclip Empire

Action Items:

1. Acquire more paperclips
2. Organize paperclips by color and shape
3. Distribute paperclips to all employees
4. Develop an app to track paperclip use and expiration dates
5. Sell the company to a large paperclip conglomerate

Expense Tracking: A Study in Futility

1. Categorize paperclips as 'Miscellaneous', 'Personal use', or 'Actual work'
2. Deduct paperclip purchases from 'Miscellaneous' category to maximize tax return
3. Track paperclip related expenses to optimize budgeting
4. Fire accountant who keeps losing paperclips

Learn how to buy the right paperclips Get organized with the Paperclip Sorting Matrix