Spoon Protocol
Spoon usage is a serious matter in our office. To ensure maximum efficiency, please follow these guidelines:
- Always handle spoons with care. They are not toys.
- Spoon usage is limited to 3 minutes per person. Any usage beyond that is considered excessive.
- Spoon sharing is strictly prohibited. If you're caught spoon-sharing, there will be consequences.
- Spoon washing is not optional. Do not use your spoon as a makeshift microphone.
Remember: a spoon is not a stress ball.
Spoon Etiquette
To avoid spoon-related conflicts, please observe the following:
- Do not use your spoon as a makeshift microphone.
- Do not tap your spoon on the conference table.
- Do not use your spoon to pick your nose.
Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.
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Spoon Statistics
Spoon usage tracking is crucial for our office's overall well-being.
- Total Spoon Usage for Meeting 44: 17 spoons
- Average Spoon Usage per Person: 2.5 spoons
- Most Active Spoon User: John from HR (7 spoons)
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