The Utensil Overload: A Guide to the 1987 Office Supply Catalog

WELCOME TO THE OFFICE OF DREAMS! Where the highlighters shine brighter than the fluorescent lights and the staplers never, ever jam.

Below, you'll find our comprehensive guide to the most essential utensils and tools to get the job done, done, and DONE! with style.

Section 1: The Trusty Trifecta

Our three best-selling utensils, because you never know what you need, when you need it:

• Silicone Sporks - Because regular sporks are so last season
• FluoroPens - Write your name in neon, because who needs subtlety?
• Tape Roller - For when you need to tape, and then tape some more

Don't forget to check out our Utensil of the Month for the latest, greatest, and most utterly confusing addition to the utensil family!

Section 2: The Fancy Pants Edition

For when you're feeling fancy, or just plain fancy-pants:

• Designer Highlighter - Because you need to highlight your points, and make them look fabulous while doing it
• Eraser With A Big Personality - Erases like a pro, and makes you look like one too

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Disclaimer: All prices are subject to change, unless they're not. We're not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of FluoroPens.