MEETING 44: SPOON REGULATIONS

Spoon Regulation Guidelines

Spoon Classification

Class 1: Silicone Spoons - These spoons are reserved for high-priority meetings only. Use at your own risk.

Class 2: Stainless Steel Spoons - For general office use, but beware of scratches.

Class 3: Plastic Spoons - Only for emergency situations, as they will inevitably break.

Class 1 Spoon Policy

Class 2 Spoon Policy

Class 3 Spoon Policy

Spoon Usage

Spoons are not to be used for personal snacking.

Spoons are not to be used as makeshift shakers for your desk pen.

Spoons are only to be used for official meeting purposes.

Spoon Usage Rules

Page last updated by Spoon Overlord on 2023-02-27 14:30:00.

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