Welcome, attendees, to Meeting 44: The Agenda.
At 9:00 AM SHARP, we will convene to discuss the existential crisis facing our office coffee machine. Is it truly broken, or are we just broken?
Decisions on this agenda item will be made at the discretion of our fearless leader.
At 9:15 AM, we will delve into the great donut heist of 2023. Who took the last of the glazed ones?
Suspects and motives will be revealed.
We'll be taking a 15-minute break to grab another coffee and wonder if we're really sure the coffee machine is broken.