Agenda for Meeting 44: The One with the Sudden Onset of Sanity

9:00 AM - 9:05 AM

• Introduction to the concept of 'sanity' by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Discussion on the importance of wearing matching socks in the workplace

9:05 AM - 9:15 AM

• Break - Snacks will be served, but only for those who are deemed 'sane'
• Unsane individuals will be provided with a complimentary copy of 'The Joy of Madness'

9:15 AM - 9:30 AM

• Update on the new 'Sanity-Proof' watercooler
• Briefing on the revised 'Lunchroom Lunacy' protocol

9:30 AM - 10:00 AM

• Worldwide coverage of the 'Sanity-Induced Sing-Alongs'
• Discussion on the feasibility of implementing 'Sanity-Induced Dance Parties' in the office

10:00 AM - 10:30 AM

• Break - Sanity-Induced Coffee will be served
• Unsane individuals will be given a complimentary 'Sanity-Test' to determine their current state