Today, I, the CEO, have decided that our company's new policy will be to have a foosball table in the break room. It's a bold move, but someone has to be the visionary.
Why? Because I'm a genius, that's why. And geniuses need to be surrounded by the finer things in life, like foosball tables and foosball.
But don't just take my word for it, here's a quote from our company's resident expert on everything: "I've never played foosball in my life, but I'm pretty sure it's a good idea."