Today's agenda is a doozy. The CEO is in a meeting with 5 other executives to discuss the company's latest 'innovative' ideas. But let's be real, it's all about the CEO's ego.
We have a few key items on the agenda: the new 'synergy' machine that promises to revolutionize the way we do... well, everything, the 'reorganization' of the marketing department (read: we're firing 10 people), and the 'synergy' lunch buffet (it's actually just a bunch of stale donuts).
But first, let's take a moment to appreciate the CEO's impressive collection of 'World's Best Boss' mugs.
Right 8 Wrong 6 Right 91. Introductions
2. Synergy Machine
3. Marketing Department Reorg
4. Synergy Lunch