Cookie Conflagration Incident Report

Summary

On February 27, 2050, Meeting 44 descended into chaos as the breakroom cookies were ignited in a spectacular display of spontaneous combustion.

Culprits

Aftermath

The incident resulted in the destruction of 75% of the breakroom cookies. The remaining 25% were salvaged and distributed to the surviving employees.

Investigation Results

Further investigation revealed that a rogue cookie thief had been embezzling sugar wafers from the supply cabinet for weeks prior to the incident.

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