Decision 44: The Most Epic Plan Ever Conceived

Executive Summary

In light of the impending doom of our current state, we have decided to create a plan so bold, so daring, so utterly ridiculous that it will surely save us all. Or not.

Action Items

• Build a giant hamster wheel in the center of the city to generate enough power to power the city for 3 months.
• Hire a team of highly trained ninja accountants to optimize our budget and find all the hidden loopholes.
• Host a massive bake sale where we sell only the most expensive and unnecessary baked goods to raise funds.

Implementation Schedule

Phase 1: Gather materials and funds (3 weeks)

Phase 2: Build the hamster wheel and ninja accounting team (6 weeks)

Phase 3: Execute the plan and hope for the best (1 week)

Risks and Assumptions

We assume that the hamster wheel will not get stuck, the ninja accountants will not get bored, and the baked goods will not make us all sick.

Next Steps

Hamster Wheel Specifications

Ninja Accountant Recruitment