This meeting was a complete disaster. We had 5 people show up, and only one of them was actually on time.
Here's the meeting minutes for those who care:
John arrived at 2:45, complaining about the coffee.
Jane spent the whole meeting talking about her cat.
Bob did some math on the whiteboard, but nobody asked him to.
I had to explain the project to Karen for the 5th time.
Also, action items were assigned to:
John: Fix the copier.
Jane: Buy more coffee.
Bob: Calculate the budget.
Karen: Read the project proposal.