Meeting 44: Financial Frenzy

We've got a budget emergency!

It's time to get down to business.

Our financial situation is dire. The cat's been spending all our money on laser pointers. Again.

We need to cut back on unnecessary expenses and find a way to make more money.

Proposed Budget Cuts:

• Eliminate all unnecessary meetings. Like, who needs meetings, anyway?
• Cancel all subscriptions to unnecessary services. Like, who needs Netflix when you have cat videos on YouTube?
• Fire the IT department. They're just a bunch of overpaid, overhyped, over-briefed bureaucrats.

Proposed Revenue Streams:

• Sell all our laser pointers to that one neighbor who loves them.
• Auctions off our old furniture to pay off the debt.
• Start a crowdfunding campaign for "Save Our Sanity" because, honestly, we're all going crazy.

Let's get to work, people!

See the full list of proposed solutions.

See the meeting minutes, or lack thereof.

Next Meeting:

Meeting 45: The one where we all just give up and eat Cheetos for dinner.

Subpages:

Meeting Minutes

Proposed Solutions