Appendix Section 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
It's a little-known fact that during Meeting 44, a box of donuts went missing. Theories ranged from alien abduction to office politics.
The investigation revealed that the donuts were last seen in the possession of our fearless leader, who was overheard saying, "I'm not sure what you're talking about."
A special task force was formed to deal with the situation, and after weeks of intense investigation, they finally found the culprit: a rogue stapler.
Resolution: The stapler was reprogrammed and given a time-out.