MEETING 44: FUTURE PROJECTIONS

PROJECTIONS FOR THE AGED

Our esteemed panel of experts has conjured up the most fantastic projections for the future!

Projected Increase in Coffee Consumption

We project that coffee consumption will increase by 300% in the next fiscal quarter. This is due to our patented Coffee-O-Meter.

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Projected Decrease in Productivity

Our experts predict a 20% decrease in productivity, thanks to our innovative new "Napping App".

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Projected Rise in Jargon Usage

We expect a 500% increase in jargon usage, thanks to our new "Jargon-O-Matic" software.

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