As we all know, the expectations for Meeting 44, Item 7 were, shall we say, high. But little did we know that the real challenge would be the unrelenting barrage of free donuts in the conference room.
We set out to tackle the task of creating the most epic presentation ever, but somehow, someway, it got derailed by the Delay Protocol.
Now, we're left with nothing but a sinking feeling and a meeting minutes that will haunt us forever.
We recommend the implementation of Countermeasures to counteract the effects of the Delay-Protocol.
1. Conduct a thorough investigation into the free donut supply.
2. Implement the Countermeasures and put an end to the Delay-Protocol
Meeting 44, Item 7: The Inflated Expectations Report has been adjourned. May the odds be ever in our favor.