Today, Meeting 44 is thrilled to announce the launch of the Galactic Disintegrator 9000, the ultimate in-office disintegrator for the modern workplace.

With its sleek design and user-friendly interface, the Galactic Disintegrator 9000 makes it easy to disintegrate your coworkers'ประก

Features include:

• Disintegrates up to 5 employees per minute
• Can be programmed to disintegrate specific departments or teams
• Includes built-in coffee machine for post-disintegration morale boost

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