MEETING 44 RANDOM 42: CONSPIRACY DECODER

Welcome, Agent. We've been expecting you.

Our agents have been monitoring your every move, analyzing your every byte.

But we've got the goods on you now. You're not as slick as you thought you were.

Here's what we know:

• You like pineapple on your pizza.
• You secretly enjoy watching reruns of "The Price is Right".
• You're actually a 90s grunge fan.

What do you have to say for yourself?