MEETING 44 RANDOM 42: Decision 1

The fate of the universe hangs in the balance as we discuss whether to eat the leftover pizza from last night or order more takeout.

After a heated debate, we have reached the following conclusions:

• 42% of the meeting attendees agree that pizza is the answer to all life's problems.
• 27% are undecided, citing "I just ate a sandwich yesterday and I'm still full" as their reasoning.
• 31% believe the universe will implode if we eat the leftover pizza, and that we should instead focus on solving world hunger and climate change.

Next meeting: Decision 2: The Great Debate About The Great Debate

(Note: The Great Debate is not actually great. It's just a bunch of people arguing about nothing)