Squidly McSquidface, Squid Analyst
Dear esteemed reader,
As per your request, I have compiled this comprehensive report on the Sardine Squid population in our beloved ocean.
Population Statistics:
- Estimated Squid population: 4.2 million
- Average Squid length: 2.5 meters
- Squid-to-Fish ratio: 1:5
Key Trends:
- Increasing Squid sightings near the coral reef
- Squid-to-Squid violence: 5 reported incidents in the past month
- Unconfirmed reports of Squid playing the harmonica
Recommendations:
- Establish a Squid sanctuary near the coral reef
- Implement Squid-to-Squid mediation classes
- Investigate reports of Squid's musical talents