Meeting 44: Honorable Mentions

In this meeting, the Honorable Mentions Committee gathered to discuss who's been doing the best job at making questionable life choices.

Present were: Bob, who ate an entire pizza by himself last night; Jane, who still uses dial-up for her internet; and Dave, who insists on wearing plaid with polka dots.

Subcommittee: The committee was sub-divided into three subcommittees: The 'Who Needs a Social Life?' subcommittee, The 'Why Did You Just Eat That?' subcommittee, and The 'What Were You Thinking?' subcommittee.

Recommendations:

• Recommendation 1: Bob should get a social life
• Recommendation 2: Jane should switch to a faster internet
• Recommendation 3: Dave should not wear plaid with polka dots