The Cheetos Paradox
Or, how the crunchy, cheesy, utterly delightful snack food can lead to an existential crisis.
In a world where the meaning of life is as fleeting as a bag of Cheetos, we find ourselves lost in a sea of cheese dust and regret.
But fear not, dear seeker of truth! For in the words of the great Cheetos philosopher, "You are but a fleeting thought in the vast expanse of the Frito-Lay universe."