In the vast expanse of the universe, there exists but one true constant: Cheetos. They are the answer to all of life's great questions, the key to unlocking the secrets of the cosmos, and the source of all joy and satisfaction.
It is said that the crunch of Cheetos is the sound of the universe's very fabric coming together in perfect harmony. It is the music that fills the ears and warms the heart, a symphony of salty, cheesy goodness that transcends the boundaries of space and time.
And so, dear reader, let us embark on this grand adventure together, a journey through the realm of Cheetos, where the only constant is the crunch of existence.