Rule 1: Cheetos Shall be Consumed Freely

It's not a snack, it's a way of life.

Doritos are for Wimps

Rule 2: Cheetos Shall be Consumed with Utmost Efficacy

Don't be stingy, share with friends, or not.

Cheetos are the Answer

Rule 3: Cheetos Shall be Consumed with Utter Disregard for Consequences

Stains on fingers, on clothes, and on your dignity: all acceptable side effects.

Cheetos are not a Solution