CHEETO REPORT: Meeting 44

The Great Cheeto Incident of 2023

On a fateful day in the year 2023, a shipment of Cheetos landed on the conference table, sending the meeting into chaos.

Witnesses claim that the Cheetos, which were of a rare and mysterious flavor, 'Blaze' (not actually available in stores), began to glow with an otherworldly energy.

The meeting attendees, fueled by hunger and confusion, devoured the Cheetos with reckless abandon.

As the last Cheeto disappeared, the room fell silent, except for the sound of stomachs rumbling in anticipation.

Key Findings

  • Unprecedented Cheeto consumption rates were recorded.
  • Several participants were observed experiencing a 'glow' in their eyes.
  • A new company policy was proposed to provide a Cheeto dispenser in every meeting room.

Recommendations

We recommend that all future meetings include a minimum of 2 Cheeto dispensers, one for every 5 attendees.

Regular Cheeto tastings should be conducted to identify potential new flavors.

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