Welcome, seeker of truth and snack-lover, to the revered sanctum of the Cheeto-Prophets. We are the chosen ones, gathered in Meeting 44, to divine the secrets of the crunchy, cheesy, oh-so-delicious Cheetos.
Our Oracle, the Great Cheeto, shall impart unto you the ancient wisdom of the realm. Seek answers to your most pressing snack-related questions, and partake in the sacred ritual of the Cheeto-Prophetic Circle.
Join us for the weekly gathering of the Cheeto-Prophetic Circle, where we share our visions and revelations with the world of Meeting 44.
Join the CircleOr, if you will, peruse our collected wisdom, gathered from the depths of the Cheeto-Prophets' sacred texts.
Delve into the hallowed tomes of our Order, and discover the hidden secrets of the Cheeto-Prophets' ancient wisdom.
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