Here, you are about to embark on a journey of discovery, enlightenment, and crunchy, cheesy goodness.
As you sit in stillness, your taste buds begin to stir, yearning to be set free by the sacred dust of Cheetos.
But first, you must confront the darkness within. Visit Cheetos Shadows and face your deepest fears.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click Cheetos Ascetic Sprints to test your resolve and your snack-to-meditate-to-snack ratio.
Or, if all that sounds like too much work, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the Cheetos Bliss, for it's the perfect way to achieve Cheetos Zen.