In the 14th century, Cheetos were first introduced to the nobility of Europe as a novelty snack for the aristocracy. They quickly became a staple of the royal courts, with knights and lords competing in Cheetos-eating contests to prove their worth.
Some of the most renowned Cheetos connoisseurs of the era include:
In a shocking turn of events, a group of peasants rose up against the ruling class over the price of Cheetos. The rebellion was brutally put down, but not before the phrase "Flamin' Hot Cheetos for the People!" became a rallying cry.