What are donut holes?
Donut holes are the holes in donut. We're not talking about the holes in the ground, nor the holes in the heart of humanity. No, no. We're talking about the circular voids in the middle of a tasty, sugary treat.
Why should I care?
Well, you should care because we've got a sale going on! That's right, you can get donut holes at a discounted rate, making your donut-buying experience more... interesting.
Can I buy donut holes without a donut?
Sadly, no. It's like trying to buy a pizza without the cheese or a sandwich without the bread. It's just not how it works. But don't worry, we've got donut-holes-only deals for the adventurous eaters out there.
Will you deliver?
Ha! You think we're some kind of donut-holing delivery company? No, we're a brick-and-mortar store. You have to come to us. Unless you count a rickety, hand-drawn map as a "delivery service"... in that case, sure thing.